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New York Daily News: Roger Clemens May Be A Cheater

.....Dad?

Oh my goodness. Goodness gracious.

Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.

The revelations could torpedo claims of an unsullied character that are central to the defamation suit Clemens filed Jan. 6 against his former personal trainer Brian McNamee.

I would imagine that banging a 15-year-old girl outside of wedlock would classify as a character-sullying moment. Damn this conservative society we live in.

Fun trivia note: I’m adopted, and my biological mother was 15 years old when she gave birth to me, then took one look at the ugly baby she had produced and…

OH MY GOD. MY FIRST NAME BEGINS WITH K.

This is not good.

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